man, northern line was severely fucked tonight... no service at all from the hospital for some reason. had to use the bus instead. took over 3 hours to get home. ugh...

handled (sic) another bbr* today. talking of breasts... some 18 yearold student from dover called sarah peter has put her 36dd left tit up for grabs (sic again) on ebay to fund a business studies course at university. she offers "unrivalled, complete and total access" to this left breast for a day to a whole week, depending on which source you come across. "i didnt have anything else to sell. but a mate said i could make a fortune out of my boobs and my left ones perfect so i thought, 'why not?'". "if it goes really well i might let you feel a right one as well". hmm...

bidding started at £1 and had apparently reached £290 after just six hours, with a target of £500 on a 10 day listing.

suckers! there are so many cheaper ways to feel a right tit...

food of the day:

cold roast chicken, coleslaw, chips

listened to:

a real blast from the past this... "hold on", wilson phillips! i forget just how great this track was! by total chance, i see that their new album "california", the first for ten years, gets a uk release very soon, on 9/8/04. ill definitely need to check this one out.

thinking of:

- looking forward to seeing chloe and simon again this weekend
- coming soon, ever closer... the olympics! woohoo!

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* bbr = bilateral breast reduction

posted by Chas at 03:38
go ahead, roll the donut!