the rolling donut

contains a source of phenylalanine

Saturday, November 15, 2003
 
ok, so here i am, first night shift on the unit. scary...

so far, things have been ok. one death, expected. a triple a from daytime, full inotropic support postoperatively, went into arf* and ards*, then blew a pupil in the evening. rip. another gentleman not peeing after a complicated mi*. why is he still with us? should be on ccu*! ive just kept his urine output at around 20 all night with small boluses... ok, so his kidneys arent being perfused... thats cuz his lv* is totally knackered. yet surprisingly, he still manages to sit up and talk coherently, despite a systolic bp hovering around 80. well, at least hes still perfusing up top. very good.

have just come out of a sideroom after being called to attend to our autoimmune pneumonitis lady. 400ml of frank haemoptysis coming up her et* tube. very not good. =(

just a few more hours to go...

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* arf = acute renal failure, ards = adult respiratory distress syndrome, mi = myocardial infarction, ccu = coronary care unit, lv = left ventricle, et = endotracheal

oh yeah, various things at the end...

IDEA
"the rolling donut" was inspired by jen jens "its a zoo out there".
she really needs to cut down on reality tv. is seriously hazardous to her health! =)

INTERESTING
others worth checking out: alas, these are all people that either have had the misfortune to have stumbled over the donut, or have mysteriously been stumbled upon by the donut. still...

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
dont panic!
other stuff should appear here soon too, when i have the time. links to all kindsa diff things. watch this space!
and yeah, i know this layout is lame. gimme time! css takes a while to sort out! =(

CONTACT
well, if anyone wants to get hold of me, umm... please dont. unless its funny (and i mean haha funny, not weird funny!), in which case go ahead.
ill be at the usual place i guess.
NOTICE TO SPAMMERS: SUCK MY GUTS

DISCLAIMER
if anything described is inaccurate/is inappropriate/pisses you off, let me know and ill rectify immediately.

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man, ive gotta put this in, is one of my alltime favs... mr abc and friends. joe dean is a genius!
finally, if you wanna see some funny shit, click here. =)

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