the rolling donut

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Wednesday, October 22, 2003
 
tetrahydrogestrinone.

this new synthetic anabolic steroid, undetectable by iaaf labs until last week (after some american coach kindly informed iaaf of its existence anonymously back in june), has landed european 100m champion dwain chambers in deep shit. sample a is positive and sample b is now in progress. could get him banned from the british team for next years olympics athens 2004.

american nutrition company balco labs has been implicated for thg manufacture. the owner is under arrest.

reminds me of ben johnsons 9.79 in olympics seoul 88. truly the best 100m that any man has ever run, even if it was done on stanozolol.

posted by Chas at 19:34
go ahead, roll the donut!
oh yeah, various things at the end...

IDEA
"the rolling donut" was inspired by jen jens "its a zoo out there".
she really needs to cut down on reality tv. is seriously hazardous to her health! =)

INTERESTING
others worth checking out: alas, these are all people that either have had the misfortune to have stumbled over the donut, or have mysteriously been stumbled upon by the donut. still...

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
dont panic!
other stuff should appear here soon too, when i have the time. links to all kindsa diff things. watch this space!
and yeah, i know this layout is lame. gimme time! css takes a while to sort out! =(

CONTACT
well, if anyone wants to get hold of me, umm... please dont. unless its funny (and i mean haha funny, not weird funny!), in which case go ahead.
ill be at the usual place i guess.
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